I thought gone were the times when I would leave my glass bongs in dangerous places, yet here I am again, needing to buy bong yet again. I left it on the side of my table today whilst watching TV, a show about crocodiles which I was enjoying along side my bong. I had some really high grade weed to use so I was pretty relaxed and not wanting to move off the sofa, which is why my bong ended up on the corner. In came my dog and in his excitement to see me he knocked it off. I wasn’t a fool though, I knew I had myself to blame and not my pooch, unlike some people out there.
A couple of weeks ago when I first went to the shop to buy bong I had a slight argument with my girlfriend. She said, Mike, don’t go buying bongs when we need a new washing machine. I told her to go old school and use the sink because I needed a new water pipe. I was pretty manly and cool like that.
So she accepted my dominance and I went online to buy bong and it wasn’t long before I came across a really attractive, almost seductive piece of glass. The water pipe was named Dominion and was a really impress matte black glass bong that included two tree percolators with arms coming down all the way around. I did see some others that I really wanted to buy but I really could afford to only get one on this shop. That is the issue I have with online shopping, clicking place order is so damn easy. Handing over straight up cash on the other hand feels much more difficult. But in my area there isn’t any smoke shops that would sell anything close to as impressive as a percolator bong or even just a quality glass bong.
Obviously I was going to need some good herb to go with my brand new bong which Cindy (my girlfriend) was not too happy about to say the least! When I told her I was going to go buy some she got mad and this led her on to tell me how bad weed was and I said check your cannabis facts, Cindy. Because I know it is the best alternative to alcohol or any other drug for that matter. One day the world may understand that everything they are told is not always true.